Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".

Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal gaze of the Xanathar?

Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, but they are sure to face one of the most terrible Dungeons and Dragons monsters ever.

Four undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destroys them all?

Four heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.

Four heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, but not always the way you expect, especially when they're on Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!