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Cory responds to discovering her best friend is half alien the only way she knows how - by trying to dismember Judy for profit.

Judy's alien powers make her suspiciously good at volleyball, which begs the question - is there volleyball in space? This question will not be answered in this episode, or in this season, or at all, ever. We will never, ever know.

On the morning of the Halloween dance, Judy wakes up to find she has transformed into a full-fledged alien beast. It's fine. It's not like she wanted to look pretty or anything. This is perfect, actually. Thank you Universe.

Is it normal to fantasize about literally biting your crush's head off and eating it? Asking for a friend.

What laws of physics? Judy sneezes herself into the future and there's a monster and a spaceship and a super hot guy with an eye patch and she gets to wear a tiara!

To use telepathy to blackmail your homeroom bully, or to not use telepathy to blackmail your homeroom bully...that is the question.

Oh, like you wouldn't shapeshift into a more popular person if you could. Please.

We interrupt these boring Judy-inspired episode descriptions to bring you something way cooler and better: THE CORE!

Mr. Russo didn't show up to class today, and according to the transitive property of best friendshipdom, that gives Judy and Cory probable cause to search his apartment.

Can an anonymous government agent convince a bored teenager to undergo a series of mysterious experiments for the sake of scientific progress? I mean probably, yeah.