The Rank Room

Is it true love if it doesn’t go viral?

Reckless driving can save lives.

Would you rather have jewels or Jewel?

Immortality: the ultimate superpower, and also Katie’s worst nightmare.

Offensive and permanent: a classic combination.

Honestly, name one thing that isn’t made cooler with smoke bombs.

Your enemy doesn’t die in the ring of fire, that’s just a fun bonus.

If it’s any consolation, at least your misery will end up in history books.

Service contains strobe lights, lasers, and other effects that may adversely affect some guests.

Even if your escape plan fails, the talent show will have been worth it.