Dave the Barbarian

Dave believes helping others is his whole purpose in life and starts giving out advice as a "psychofloobicologist".

Faffy is sad because the family forgot to get him anything during Dragon Appreciation Week, so Dave buys Faffy a diseased weasel for a pet.

Lula's old owner, Argon the Ageless, comes to town and Lula wants to find some way of getting him to come back to her.

Dave begins dating Princess Irmoplotz, but breaks up with her when he learns that she is evil.

A nerd named Ned Frischman travels back in time and tries to take over the ancient world using video games.

Candy seeks instant muscle gratification, but the magic broccoli she eats to strengthen her muscles makes her dumber and wanting to eat more.

Dave faces losing his barbarian title if he cannot pass a pillaging test.

Dave in his capacity as temporary ruler of Udrogoth forces the citizenry to attend his musical production, "Oh, Pastry!".

Fang's barbarian idol arrives in town to settle a grudge against an unsuspecting Faffy.

Candy sets her sights on making Fang presentable in high society.